Well, I don’t really know about that but I guess it could be a start. CORE Dallas, a local publication that describes itself as “a unique and irreverent publication that looks at the people and places that make up the CORE of Dallas,” is seeking a personal assistant. For whom, I don’t know. I can’t even quite tell how big the staff is or if they even have one. They seem to have columnists though.
Still not really sure what’s the deal with this mag. They are on issue eight but I’ve never seen them around town. And their website is pretty bare bones. April marks their re-launch party so maybe after the that, a little more clarity will surface. Do I get an invite?
Curious about the job? Here are the requirements:
Prefer female and very boring, non-drinker, non-smoker and reliable. Must have good transportation. Cannot be bitter or man-hating complainer. No crying.
At least 30wpm, good organizational skills, fast thinker, good sense of humor (but still boring) and must not have bad breath or wear patchouli oil. Must be tolerant of reptiles. Must be willing to work in my office or home. Students are fine but only if you aren’t a party person. Send your qualifications to COREDallas@coredallas.com and we’ll talk about money.
Don’t know where boring, man-hating, bitterness comes in unless it takes away from a certain someone but if you meet these criteria and willing to subject yourself to already more judgment, than email them stat.
And CORE, if you pay high dollar for freelance….call me.
Head over to the West Village now and get the hook up.
