G.R.i.D. (Get Rich in Dallas)

So, I just want to take this moment to thank the Water Department (for lack of a better name) for slowly killing me with their song. It’s bad enough I’m uber paranoid about germs and what not but now our drinking water has drugs in them. Great. So the traces are miniscule but I just know with all the pharmaceutical drugs that have been detected, I’m prolly gonna end up all Heath Ledger like on my bed on day. Don’t worry, I’ll be clothed.

How does the water affect us locally? According to the linked article:

Several Texas cities were included in the study. Dallas officials said the results of drug screenings are not complete. Five drugs were found in Arlington water, but officials would not identify them, citing security concerns. Austin officials said tests there were negative and Houston doesn’t test for drugs.

Note to self, don’t live in Houston and Arlington peeps are idiots.

This is my laugh of the day thanks to Miss Merritt over at Trebek. And probably only funny to those who watched Project Runway this season, a show I got overly obsessed about.

Enoy it orrr your out.