I’ve actually requested to be Tazed by my DPD bud whom I have a bet with that the Cowboys would go to the playoffs and win a game as opposed to last year where they, um, didn’t. I had faith in Tony Romo and this season was backing me up until two weeks ago when Philadelphia made me nervous with a strange win over my Boys (thanks for that Jessica Jinxon).

Redskins thump Cowboys to make playoffs

Today, I may be convinced that our chances are waning. Fortunately, said cop whined a couple of weeks ago about the original 20 buck bet down to ten bucks knowing he was going to lose. I let it happen because, well, he has a gun, and well, because, he’s a lot bigger than me and his choke hold is NOT fun. OK, it’s kinda hot but still.

So at least I may have saved me ten bucks. But if the Boys are gonna get spanked the way they did today and continue to play the way they have been for the past three weeks, well, I’d soon suffer a Tazer attack to numb the pain and potential embarrassment of choking the season away.

Cowboys - the Mavs have broken my heart. You too?