G.R.i.D. (Get Rich in Dallas)

Well, it’s started. Deep Ellum has officially threatened West Village with Sol’s Taco Lounge leading the charge in today’s posting:

well hello folks. Don’t forget deep ellum needs your moneys. Come down this weekend and blow rent. Come on you know you’ll have fun. If you don’t then I’ll burn down the west village. See you if you guys like that.

Although, by the looks and punctuation of it, this declaration may be the result of a drunken stupor. Or some really hot salsa swallowing. Now what if it’s a West Villager blowing rent on Deep Ellum? Interesting paradox. Me…I’ll just stay on the sidelines in Expo Park or Oak Lawn.

In regards to the following posting from today:

If we haven’t already had too much fun this month! Let’s cap it off with some more…im old today…28 to be exact…and to celebrate I’m going to do what I do best…see how many miller lites I can drink! hope to see everyone tonight!

Dear Myspace Master for Alexandre’s,

I’d like to mention that the fact you regard 28 as old does not bode well for those of us who are beyond that age. As my 35th birthday approaches in the summer, I look at your statement only to possibly wonder if I am at a dinosaur’s age and debating whether my party should now be at Luby’s instead of the Monkey Bar or Club Dada where I was originally thinking of. Besides, I dare not want to be considered a middle-aged wannabe hip old guy. I just didn’t think I had made it there just yet.

So thank you for my holiday weekend deflation as I will change all my plans from the Slip Inn and TMC to polka dancing at the Czech Club after I’ve clipped coupons for my Ensure cans.

By the way, happy birthday and I will passive-aggressively revel in the slight flaw that you didn’t capitalize or add the apostrophe here - im old today.

Thank you,

Old blogger guy

I keep hearing mixed forecasts on the weather but personally, I think I’m sticking close to the indoors. But there is still lots to do around town. Take this for instance:

Yyyeah. I think I’d rather go to the Color Me Badd concert. Just keep in mind that one of the names of the band at Mr. Miguel’s event is Lame. Nuff said.