G.R.i.D. (Get Rich in Dallas)

So all us Dallasites know that singer George Michael’s partner is Kenny Goss, owner of the Goss Gallery who somehow made his millions in the cheerleading uniform business. First groan. I went to the Goss Gallery website only to have to listen a George Michael song. I forget which one.

Now don’t get me wrong, I LOVE George Michael. He sings my favorite song of all time. But the song on Goss’ Gallery just pisses me off. Sort of like a gloating of ‘hey, look at my fab gallery and listen to my boyfriend.’ If you boil it down, what does GM’s music have to do with the gallery? Second bigger groan.

Hey Goss, even that’s too gay.

Now tell your man to come to Dallas on his European only tour.